Always Another Windmill

 

The wizards at Ambient Devices have brought out this wonder of wonders, which makes me laugh: it’s a $125 umbrella that receives weather forecasts via built in WiFi in the handle, which then glows blue when there’s rain in the forecast, so that you know you should take it with you, so that you’ll have it to fight off the approaching orcs.  Or something like that. What I want to know is, does this mean Orcs bring rain, or the other way around?

[via Unclutterer]