Well, the house of bishops of the Episcopal Church has responded to the communique issued by the Anglican Primates following their meeting in Tanzania. I am proud of their response–looks like we may be deciding that if we will not be listened to, then it is time to shake some dust.
Along with their response, the House of Bishops of the Episcopal Church has passed a unanimous resolution requesting that the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, make haste and come on over for a long overdue chat. Amazingly, he has not yet since his elevation found the time to come and pay us a visit, in spite of all the trouble we have caused.
Apparently, his calendar is “too full.”
Which leads me to wonder, what exactly is so urgent and pressing for the next 6 months that he is unable to come and talk to one of the major parties in dispute that threatens to divide the communion over which presides into two or more pieces?
And wonder leads to idle speculation, and idle speculation to a list:
- He has to wash his cat.
- He’s way, way behind in watching season 3 of Battlestar Galactica.
- If you want the brass candlesticks polished the right way, sometimes you have to do it yourself.
- He’s been putting it off for years, but this spring, he’s really going to clean out the attic at Canterbury cathedral and have that yard sale they keep talking about.
- Set aside a full week in July to read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows as soon as it comes out.
- If he doesn’t get his eyebrows combed this month, they might never be tamed again.
- He has to go up to the north pole to see why the elves are so behind on their toy quotas this year.
- He has to think over this business proposal he received by email from this guy in Nigeria.
- He’s set aside the entire month of September to lock himself in a small, dark room, and hum quietly to himself while rocking back and forth.
- He loves to watch the American church at work, but he’s got a Lambeth conference to plan, a communion that’s breaking up, and Guilder to frame for it. He’s swamped!
Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments.
Update:
- He’s taking a two month study leave in June and July to write a book.
- He’s on vacation for the month of August.
Both true.
I can certainly understand why he might want a vacation, given his situation. O hear that certain persons in positions of authority find an August vacation cutting brush on a ranch in Crawford, Texas is just the thing when the job turns out to be hard work. Perhaps ++Cantuar could go and commiserate, and then pay a visit with our House of Bishops on his way home.
Update 2:
He’s coming. (via Dylan)